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Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well.
That's quite enough out of you!
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Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
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Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish
Poor sole!
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I\'m a spider
What a web of lies!
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Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar!
Have you taken anything for it?
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Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father
Never mind just so long as he's healthy!
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Doctor, Doctor I?ve lost my memory!
When did this happen?
When did what happen?
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Doctor, Doctor I think I\'m a rubber band
Why don\'t you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!
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Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar
I can't believe that!
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Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in
What about a matchbox!
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Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double.
Please sit on the couch.
Which one!
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Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
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Doctor, Doctor I think I\'m a moth
Get out of the way, your in my light!
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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog!
Sit!
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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle.
I see your point!
Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad?
Well, I ouldn't start watching any new soap operas!
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Doctor, Doctor I think I\'m a telephone.
Well, take these pills and if they don\'t work then give me a ring!
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Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing.
I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
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Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show?
Absolutely nothing!
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Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it?
Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!
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Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.
Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.
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