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A cannibal joke
Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis?
He gives them runs!
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A ghost joke
What do ghouls do when they're in hospital?
They talk about their apparitions!
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A ghost joke
How did the ghost song and dance act make a living?
By appearing in television spooktaculars!
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A ghost joke
What is a drunkards last drink?
His bier!
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A cannibal joke
What did a cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home?
''Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!
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A cannibal joke
What happened to the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride!
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A ghost joke
What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
A boo-loney sandwich!
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A cannibal joke
What is a cannibal's favourite food?
Baked beings!
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A cannibal joke
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!
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A vampire joke
What\'s a vampire\'s favourite animal?
A giraffe!
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A cannibal joke
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
Meals on wheels!
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A vampire joke
Why is Hollywood full of vampires?
They need someone to play the bit parts!
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A cannibal joke
What do cannibal say when they say grace?
''We thank you, Lord, for our daily dead!
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A vampire joke
What happened at the vampires reunion?
All the blood relations went!
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A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
\'\'Oh no,not snake and pygmy pie again!
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'' A vampire joke
What did the vampire say to the doctor who cured his memory loss?
Fangs for the memories!
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A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
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A vampire joke
What happened to the vampire who swallowed sheep?
He felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
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A ghost joke
Who is the most important member of the ghost's football team?
The ghoulie!
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A skeleton joke
What happened to the boat that sank in the sea full of piranha fish?
It came back with a skeleton crew!
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