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A ghost joke
How do ghosts like their eggs cooked?
Terrifried!
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A vampire joke
Why do vampires do well at school?
Because everytime they are asked a question they come up with a biting reply!
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A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton who acts in Westerns?
Skint Eastwood!
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A vampire joke
Why did the vampire have fang decay?
He was always eating fangcy cakes!
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A ghost joke
Where do Australian ghosts go on holiday?
Lake Eerie!
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A vampire joke
Why did the vampire take up acting?
It was in his blood!
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A ghost joke
What is a ghost's favourite desert?
Knickerbocker ghouly!
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A vampire joke
What is a vampire's favourite fruit?
A neck-tarine!
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A cannibal joke
Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra?
Because he's always coming back!
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A vampire joke
What is the American national day for vampires?
Fangsgiving day!
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A cannibal joke
What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast?
Weedie Bix!
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A ghost joke
Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
Because their daddies were mummies!
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A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2?
He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!
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A ghost joke
Where do ghosts live?
In dread-sitters!
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A ghost joke
How do you know if your being haunted by a parrot?
He keeps going "ooo's a pretty boy then"!
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A vampire joke
What did the vampire say to the wolfman?
You look like your going to the dogs!
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A vampire joke
What's the difference between a vampire and a biscuit?
You don't know?
Well don't try dunking a vampire in your tea!
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A vampire joke
What do you call a vampire junkie?
Count Drugula!
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A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton doctor?
Bones!
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A vampire joke
What is a vampire\'s favourite film character?
Batman!
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