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A vampire joke
What did the vampire call his new false teeth?
A new fangled device!
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Why do people hate being bitten by vampires?
Because it's a drain in the neck!
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A skeleton joke
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
Because they only run a skeleton service!
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A vampire joke
Where do vampires keep their savings?
In blood banks!
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A werewolf joke
Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
The whatwolves and whenwolves!
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A skeleton joke
What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road?
Jump out of your skin and join him!
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A vampire joke
If you want to know more about Dracula what do you have to do?
Join his fang club!
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A skeleton joke
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
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A vampire joke
What's Dracula's favourite soup?
Scream of tomato!
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A ghost joke
Where do ghost trains stop?
At devil crossings!
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A cannibal joke
How does a witch-doctor ask a girl to dance?
''Voodoo like to dance with me!
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A ghost joke
What airline do ghouls fly with?
British Scareways!
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A cannibal joke
What do cannibals eat at partys?
Buttered host!
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A vampire joke
What happened to the lovesick vampire?
He became a neck-romancer!
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A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?
It repeated him!
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A vampire joke
Which vampire tried to eat James Bond?
Ghouldfinger!
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A vampire joke
Why are vampires always worn out in April?
Because they've just finished a long March of 31 days!
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A skeleton joke
What happened to the lazy skeleton?
He was bone idle!
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Q: What is a ghost's favourite day of the week?
A: Frightday!
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Q: Where do Chinese vampires come from?
A: Fanghai!
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