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Q: Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school?
A: He was boning up for his exams!
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Q: How do you join the Dracula fan club?
A: Send your name, address and blood group!
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Q: What do you call a stupid skeleton?
A: Bonehead!
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Q: What does the postman deliver to vampires?
A: Fang mail!
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Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire too long?
A: He became bone dry!
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A skeleton joke
What happened to the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
He ran off with some bones and didn\'t leave him with a leg to stand on!
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A werewolf joke
Where does the werewolf sit in the cinema?
Anywhere he wants to!
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A ghost joke
How do ghosts like their drinks?
Ice ghoul!
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A skeleton joke
What\'s a skeleton\'s favorite pop group?
Boney M!
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A vampire joke
Why do vampires like school dinners?
Because they know they won't get stake!
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A skeleton joke
Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night?
He was a numbskull!
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A werewolf joke
I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright nooooooooooooowwwww!
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A witch joke
Why do witches scratch themselves all the time?
Because they're the only ones who know where a witch itches!
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A vampire joke
Do you know that Dracula wants to be a comedian?
He's still looking for a crypt writer though!
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A werewolf joke
What do you call an extinct hairy beast?
A were-wolf!
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A ghost joke
Where do mummies go if they want to swim?
The Dead Sea!
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A werewolf joke
What happens if you cross a werewolf and a sheep?
You have to get a new sheep!
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A vampire joke
Why are vampire families so close?
Because blood is thicker than water!
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A werewolf joke
What is fearsome, hairy and drinks from the wrong side of a glass?
A werewolf with hiccups!
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