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A ghost joke
What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains?
Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes!
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A vampire joke
How does a vampire like his food served?
In bite sized pieces!
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A witch joke
Why did the stupid witch keep her clothes in the fridge?
She liked to have something cool to slip into in the evenings!
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A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun!
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A ghost joke
What do you call a ghost's mother and father?
Transparents!
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A vampire joke
Who plays centre forward for the vampire football team?
The ghoulscorer!
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A witch joke
Why did the witch give up fortune telling?
There was no future in it!
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A Halloween joke
Why was everyone tickled by the fried chicken at the Halloween party?
Because the feathers were still on the chicken!
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A witch joke
What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?
With any luck you'll soon be well enough to get up for a spell!
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A ghost joke
What was written on the hypochondriac's tombstone?
"I told you I was ill"!
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A vampire joke
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?
I don't know but it would slow him down!
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A witch joke
How did the witch almost lose her baby?
She didn't take it far enough into the woods!
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A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal mum say to her son who was chasing a missionary?
''Stop playing with your food''!
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A witch joke
What do witches race on?
Vroomsticks!
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A Halloween joke
How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel!
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A witch joke
What's a cold, evil candle called?
The wicked wick of the north!
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A witch joke
How did the witch feel after she was run over by a car?
Tyred!
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A cannibal joke
What do cannibal secretaries do with leftover fingernails?
They file them!
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A ghost joke
Where do undertakers go in October?
The hearse of the year show!
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A vampire joke
What\'s a vampire\'s favourite dance?
The fangdango!
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