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A ghost joke
What do you call a prehistoric ghost?
A terror-dactyl!
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A ghost joke
How do you know that you are talking to a undertaker?
By his grave manner!
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A demon joke
What is a devils picket line called?
A demonstration!
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A Halloween joke
Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?
Because they're crab apples!
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A vampire joke
What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
A blood hound!
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A ghost joke
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
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A demon joke
What do you call a demon who slurps his food?
A goblin!
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A ghost joke
What do you have to take to become a coroner?
A stiff exam!
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A cannibal joke
What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
Pickled organs!
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A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal say when he was full?
''I couldn't eat another mortal!''
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A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal say to the explorer?
\'\'Nice to meat you\'\'!
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A cannibal joke
Why was the cannibal fined$50 by the judge?
He was caught poaching!
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A ghost joke
What do ghosts dance to?
Soul music!
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A demon joke
What do demons have for breakfast?
Devilled eggs!
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A Halloween joke
Why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor?
He was in high spirits!
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A skeleton joke
What is a skeletons favourite drink?
Milk - it's so good for the bones!
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A werewolf joke
Why shouldn't you grab a werewolf by it's tail?
It might be the werewolf's tail but it could be the end of you!
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A werewolf joke
Why did the parents call their child "Camera"?
Because they were always snapping!
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A skeleton joke
Why do skeletons hate winter?
Because the wind just goes straight through them!
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A vampire joke
What do vampires play poker for?
High stakes!
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