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A Halloween joke
Another boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head. "Are you an unmade bed?
" asked his friends "No, I'm an undercover agent!
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" A ghost joke
What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
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A demon joke
What is the demons' favourite TV sitcom?
Fiends!
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A cannibal joke
What was the cannibal called who ate his father's sister?
An aunt-eater!
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A Halloween joke
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
Because there is lots of school spirit!
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A demon joke
What do foreign devils speak?
Devil Dutch!
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A ghost joke
What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres?
Surgical spirits!
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A skeleton joke
What happened when the skeletons rode pogo sticks?
They had a rattling good time!
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A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton who presses the door bell?
A dead ringer!
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A werewolf joke
What happened when the wolf fell in the washing machine?
He became a wash and werewolf!
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A witch joke
What does a witch get if she is a poor traveller?
Broom sick!
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A witch joke
What's the best way of talking to a warty witch?
By telephone!
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A werewolf joke
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting!
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A skeleton joke
What happened to the skeleton who went to a party?
All the others used him as a coat rack!
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A skeleton joke
Why did the skeleton go to hospital?
To have his ghoul stones removed!
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A vampire joke
What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?
A bat mat!
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A vampire joke
Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?
He could really get into the vaultz!
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A demon joke
What did the demon do when he bought a new house?
He called it "Gnome Sweet Gnome"!
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A Halloween joke
What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?
The cat are her!
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A ghost joke
How do ghosts keep fit?
By regular exorcise!
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