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A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal make of her new friend?
A hotpot!
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A ghost joke
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
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A cannibal joke
Why did the cannibal have a hangover?
He went to a party and got stewed!
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A ghost joke
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
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A vampire joke
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
He wanted something to get his teeth into!
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A vampire joke
What did the vampire say after he had been to the dentist?
Fangs very much!
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A vampire joke
What happened when the vampire went to the blood bank?
He asked to make a withdrawal!
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A skeleton joke
What sort of soup do skeletons like?
One with plenty of body in it!
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A werewolf joke
What happened to the werewlf who ate garlic?
His bark was worse than his bite!
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A werewolf joke
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
I don't know, but if it laughs I'll join in!
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A skeleton joke
What kind of plate does a skeleton eat off?
Bone china!
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A skeleton joke
Which skeleton wears a kilt?
Boney Prince Charlie!
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A vampire joke
What does a vampire say to the mirror?
Terror, terror on the wall...!
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A skeleton joke
How do skeletons call their friends?
On the telebone!
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A skeleton joke
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin!
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A werewolf joke
Mummy, mummy what's a werewolf?
Be quiet and brush your face!
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A werewolf joke
What parting gift did the werewolf parents give to their son when he left home?
A comb!
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A witch joke
What is evil, ugly and goes at 125 mph?
A witch on a high speed train!
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A skeleton joke
What's a skeleton's favourite musical instrument?
A trom-bone!
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A ghost joke
What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars?
Sheet belts!
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