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A ghost joke
What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
Any old girl he can dig up!
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A cannibal joke
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?
He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!
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A cannibal joke
Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
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A ghost joke
Where do ghosts go on holiday?
The Ghosta Brava!
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A vampire joke
Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup?
It clotted!
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A skeleton joke
Why did the skeleton run up a tree?
Because a dog was after his bones!
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A skeleton joke
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body!
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A werewolf joke
Why did the small werewolf bite the womans ankle?
Because he couldn't reach any higher!
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A werewolf joke
What happened when the werewolf chewed a bone for an hour?
When he got up he only had three legs!
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A witch joke
What did one witch say to another when they left the cinema?
Do you want to walk home or shall we take the broom!
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A witch joke
What makes more noise than an angry witch?
Two angry witches!
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A skeleton joke
Why don't skeletons play music in church?
They have no organs!
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A skeleton joke
Why wasn't the naughty skeleton afraid of the police?
Because he knew they couldn't pin anything on him!
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A skeleton joke
How do skeletons get their mail?
By bony express!
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A vampire joke
What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?
Coffin medicine!
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A vampire joke
Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?
It wanted to play squash!
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A vampire joke
How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice?
They use extractor fangs!
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A vampire joke
What do vampire footballers have at half times?
Blood oranges!
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A ghost joke
Where do ghosts get an education?
High sghoul!
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A ghost joke
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home!
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