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A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal got a religion?
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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A cannibal joke
What do you call a massive witch doctor?
Mumbo jumbo!
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A vampire joke
Why did the vampire give up acting?
He couldn't get his teeth into the part!
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A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton who won\'t get up in the mornings?
Lazy bones!
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A werewolf joke
Why are werewolvse thought of as quick witted?
Because they always give snappy answers!
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A witch joke
How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one?
By her suntan!
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A werewolf joke
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
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A werewolf joke
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks!
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A werewolf joke
How do you know if a werewolf's been in the fridge?
The paw prints in the butter!
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A skeleton joke
What do boney people use to get into their homes?
Skeleton keys!
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A vampire joke
Why do vampires hate arguments?
Because they make themselves cross!
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A vampire joke
Why was the young vampire a failure?
He fainted at the sight of blood!
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A vampire joke
Why did the vampire attack the clown?
He wanted the circus to be in his blood!
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A vampire joke
What do you get if you cross Dracula and Al Capone?
A fangster
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A vampire joke
What happened to the mad vampire?
He went a little batty!
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A demon joke
What is the best way to get rid of a demon?
Exorcise a lot!
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A ghost joke
What kind of jewels to ghosts wear?
Tombstones!
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A demon joke
Why do demons and ghouls get on so well?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
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A vampire joke
Where do vampires go on holiday?
The Isle of Fright!
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A vampire joke
What\'s a vampire\'s favourite soup?
Sharks\' fang soup!
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