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A vampire joke
What's a vampire's favourite sport?
Batminton!
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A werewolf joke
What do you call a werewolf that drinks too much?
A whino!
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A witch joke
Where did the witch get her furniture?
From the ideal gnome exhibition!
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A skeleton joke
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with!
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A cannibal joke
What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?
They toasted the bride and groom!
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A ghost joke
How can you tell if a corpse is angry?
It flips its lid!
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A demon joke
What do demons have on holiday?
A devil of a time!
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A Halloween joke
What do witches eat at Halloween?
Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie!
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A vampire joke
What's Dracula's car called?
A mobile blood unit!
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A werewolf joke
What do you call a hairy beast with clothes on?
A wear-wolf!
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A witch joke
Why did the witch go over the mountain?
Because she couldn't go under it!
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A skeleton joke
Why didn\'t the skeleton want to play football?
Because his heart wasn\'t in it!
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A cannibal joke
Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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A wizard joke
If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
Out for the count!
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A ghost joke
What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar?
The bartender said "Sorry sir, we don't serve spirits here"!
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A cannibal joke
Why did the cannibal live on his own?
He was fed up with other people!
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A witch joke
What's the witches favourite pop group?
Broomski Beat!
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A Halloween joke
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party?
No one moved, they couldn't stir without her!
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A witch joke
What is evil and ugly on the inside and green on the outside?
A witch dressed as a cucumber!
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A vampire joke
Why does Dracula have no friends?
Because he's a pain in the neck!
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