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What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
Square meals!
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The food in our school canteen is perfect.
If your a bug!
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An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: Our puppy toilet trained on it
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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?
With their eyes shut!
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How did the boy feel after being caned?
Absolutely whacked!
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What's black and white all over and difficult?
An exam paper!
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Why aren't you doing very well in history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
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A history joke
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
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The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon.
How many galleons did the get to the mile!
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A history joke
What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?
Floodlights!
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What was King Arthur's favourite game?
Knights and crosses!
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A history joke
Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?
At the bottom!
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A history joke
Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?
Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!
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A history joke
Wish I had been born 1000 years ago!
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Why is that?
Just think of all the history that I wouldn't have to learn!
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Did the Native Americans hunt bear!
Not in the winter!
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If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
None, they were all copycats!
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A history joke
What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?
The registration of the car that ran him over!
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Father: How do you like going to school?
Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
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Who succeeded the first President of the USA?
The second one!
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