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A math joke
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?
Class: At once!
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A history joke
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
On their feet!
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Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
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A history joke
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
He wanted Mark Antony!
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Why does history keep repeating itself?
Because we weren't listening the first time!
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Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?
Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!
Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland!
Pupil: A reindeer
Teacher: Good, now name another.
Class: Another reindeer!
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A history joke
What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?
Speaking Latin!
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Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?
Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?
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A history joke
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him!
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A history joke
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Sir Circumference!
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Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!
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Teacher: What are the Great Plains?
Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!
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Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not?
Son: I don't feel well
Teacher: Where don't you feel well?
Son: In school!
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A history joke
Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?
He liked to chop and change!
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Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then.
Pupil: My dad won't like that.
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Teacher: Why is that?
Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!
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A math joke
I failed every subject except for algebra.
How did you keep from failing that?
I didn't take algebra!
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A history joke
Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?
She was trying to get ahead!
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A history joke
What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?
Sat down!
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A math joke
Teacher: Are you good at math?
Pupil: Yes and no
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!
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