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What are the small rivers that run into the Nile?
The juve-niles!
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Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
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Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich?
Because the poor didn't have anything worth stealing!
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Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's your name?
Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith
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Why did Eve want to move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple!
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Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.
School Secretary: Who is this?
Pupil: This is my father speaking!
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Father: I hear you skipped school to play football
Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!
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Teacher: When was Rome built?
Pupil: At night.
Teacher: Why did you say that?
Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
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What did the Sheriff of Nottingham say when Robin fired at him?
That was an arrow escape!
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What did the ghost of Queen Elizabeth say as it floated into the terrified woman's bedroom?
Don't worry, I'm just passing through!
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Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were.
Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!
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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?
Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!
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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?
Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!
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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?
Toga-ether we can rule the world!
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Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?
Pupil: The school bus!
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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!
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Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!
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Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?
Pupil: Not very much!
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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!
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What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?
I don't know, I wasn't invited!
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