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Why was the headmaster worried?
Because there were too many rulers in school!
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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because his class was so bright!
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1st Roman Soldier: What is the time?
2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII!
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Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?
He couldn't control his pupils!
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Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?
Pupil: Nobody I know!
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Why did the Romans build straight roads?
So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!
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When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave?
Rust in peace!
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What famous chiropodist ruled England?
William the Corn-cutter!
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What English King invented the fireplace?
Alfred the grate!
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What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?
A dead school bus!
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When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?
When they had lots of sleepless knights!
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How do bees get to school?
By school buzz!
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How did you do in your tests?
I did what George Washington did!
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Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper.
Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!
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Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you?
Pupil: How did you know?
Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!
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What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life!
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What was that?
Went down in history!
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Do you know the 20th President of the United States?
No, we were never introduced!
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A math joke
Teacher, I can't solve this problem.
Any five year old should be able to solve this one.
No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!
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