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What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy!
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Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
He wanted a higher education!
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In the park this morning I was surrounded by Lions!
Lions, in the Park?
Well, dandelions!
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What do you mean by telling everyone that I'm an idiot?
I'm sorry, I didn't know it was supposed to be a secret!
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Why are goldfish red?
The water turns them rusty!
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What is the best hand to write with?
Neither - it's best to write with a pen!
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I'd tell you another joke about a pencil.
But it doesn't have any point!
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Why do idiots eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers!
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What was the gangsters last words?
Who put that violin in my violin case!
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Did you hear about the little boy that they named after his father?
They called him dad!
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What has forty feet and sings?
The school choir!
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Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot?
He flew 57 missions!
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Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
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What is Cheddar Gorge?
A large cheese sandwich!
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What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea?
It gets wet!
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Why did the woman take a loaf of bread to bed with her?
To feed her nightmare!
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What city cheats at exams?
Peking!
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What makes the leaning Tower of Pisa lean?
It doesn't eat much!
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Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA?
Because it has 4 A's and one B!
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Who invented fire?
Some bright spark!
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