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What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!
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What is the fruitiest lesson?
History, because it's full of dates!
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What language do they speak in Cuba?
Cubic!
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Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pitstops during the race?
He was asking for directions!
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How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life?
Tell him a joke
when he's a baby!
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What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch?
Chicken Spocks!
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What is a myth?
A female moth!
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How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
Just one if it's long enough!
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What cheese is made backwards?
Edam?
This match won't light!
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What do elves do after school?
Gnomework!
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If Ireland sank into the sea, what county wouldn't sink?
Cork!
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How do we know that the Earth won't come to an end?
Because it's round!
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How did your mum know you hadn't washed your face?
I forgot to wet the soap!
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What do Scotsmen eat?
Tart'n'pie!
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What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?
The full moon because it's lighter!
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What town in England makes terrible sandwiches?
Oldham!
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What would you call theft in Peking?
A Chinese takeaway!
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What animals are on legal documents?
Seals!
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Where do tadpoles change?
In a croakroom!
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What do golfers use in China?
China tees!
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