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Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant!
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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
Antteneye!
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What do you call an and with frogs legs?
An antphibian!
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What kind of ants are very learned?
Pedants!
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What do you call a smart ant?
Elegant!
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What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?
Discordant!
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What kind of ant is good at maths?
An accountant!
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How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten ants!
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Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?
A: Ice lolly!
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Q: Have you ever hunted bear?
A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!
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Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?
A: Ready, teddy, go!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A: A bear faced lyre!
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Q: Why do bears have fur coats?
A: Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A: A teddy boar!
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Q: What should you call a bald teddy?
A: Fred bear!
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Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A: A little bear!
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Q: What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
A: Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
A: Winnie the Pooh!
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Q: How do you hire a teddy bear?
A: Put him on stilts!
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Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A: A polo bear!
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