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Where do ants go for their holidays?
Frants!

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What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant!

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics!

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What do you call a greedy ant?
An anteater!

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Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path?
To trip up the ants!

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What is even bigger than an elephant?
A giant!

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What do you call an ant in space?
Cosmonants & Astronants!

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What do you call an ant from overseas?
Impartant!

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What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics!

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What is smaller than an ant's dinner?
An ant's mouth!

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What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Your great-ant!

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Who was the most famous ant scientist?
Albert Antstein!

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What games to ants play with elephants?
Squash!

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What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An antique!

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What kind of ant can you colour with?
A crayant!

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Who is the most famous French ant?
Napoleant!

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Why did the ant-elope?
Nobody gnu!

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What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant!

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Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they are full of antibodies!

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
An independant!

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