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Q: What\'s the definition of a minor second?
A: Two lead guitarists playing in unison.
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Q: What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?
A: Counterpoint.
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Q: How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
A: Give him a sheet of music.
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Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, "Not bad, but I could've done better".
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Q: What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?
A: Would you like fries with that?
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Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?
A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!
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Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
A: You can tune a guitar but you can\'t tuna fish.
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Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. I've been arrested three times for practicing.
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A harp is a nude piano.
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A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.
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Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?
A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.
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The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is like "two skeletons making love on a tin roof".
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Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?
A: Shoot four of them.
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Q: What are burning oboes used for?
A: To set bassoons on fire.
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Q: Why does an oboist always have to fight for correct intonation?
A: Because most oboes are full of holes.
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Q: How do you make an oboist play a sustained A-flat?
A: Steal his batteries.
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Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?
A: They are always longing for another stop.
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Q: Why are a organist's fingers like lightning?
A: Because they rarely strike the same place twice.
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Q: What do you get if you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat miner.
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Q: What do you get if you drop an organ on an army base?
A: A flat major.
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