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Q: Why is an 11-foot concert grand better than a studio upright?
A: It makes a louder noise, when you drop it off a cliff.
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Q: Why was the organ invented?
A: So the musician would have a place to put his beer.
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Q: What does a German Hammond organist do in his life's most tender moments?
A: He puts his Leslie on "slow".
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The organ is the instrument of worship for in its sounding we sense the majesty of God and in its ending we know the Grace of God.
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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat minor.
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Q: What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller?
A: A flat major.
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Q: What do you say to an army officer as you're about to run him or her over with a steam roller?
A: Be flat, major.
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Q: What do you say after you run an army officer over with a steam roller?
A: See flat major.
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Q: What key is "Exploring The Cave With No Flashlight" written in?
A: C sharp or B flat.
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Q: What do you get when an army officer puts his nose to the grindstone?
A: A sharp major.
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Q: What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?
A: A natural major.
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Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?
A: Root position cords.
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Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?
A: Shoot one.
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Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"
A: The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."
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Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?
A: It's all in the grip.
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Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?
A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
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Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a lawnmower?
A: Vibrato.
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Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus?
A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.
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Q: How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax?
A: Add vibrato.
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