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What't the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?
A good ol' boy raises livestock. A redneck gets emotionally involved.
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Emmy Sue passed away and Bubba called 911.
The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause and finally Bubba said,
"How 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
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How do you know when you are staying in a Kentucky hotel?
When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says "go ahead".
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How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married?
There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of the pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi?
A documentary.
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How many rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum?
Two. One to eat and one to watch for traffic.
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Why did God invent armadillos?
So Texas rednecks can have 'possum on the halfshell.
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Where was the toothbrush invented?
Oklahoma. It if was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.
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Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40.
He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, "Bout what?"
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Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery?
The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
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Why did O.J. Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.
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Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas burned down?
Yep. Pert near took out the whole trailer park.
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A new law recently passed in North Carolina.
When a couple gets divorced they're still brother and sister.
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Two Mississippians are walking towards each other and one is carrying a sack.
When they meet one says "Hey Billy Bob what'cha got in th' bag?""Jus' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of 'em."
"OK. Ummmmmmmm.....five?
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What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
Somebody's fixin to lose them a trailer.
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A Mississippian came home to find his house on fire. He rushed next door and telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!" "OK", replied the fireman, "how do we get there?" "Shucks, don't you still have those big red trucks?"
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Why do folks in Kentucky go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
Cuz 17 and under not admitted.
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What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in the same room?
A full set of teeth.
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A girl from the South and a girl from the North were seated side by side on a plane. The girl from the South, being friendly and all, said, "So, where ya'll from?" The Northern girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."
The girl from the South sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, "So, where ya'll from, bitch?"
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