On Driving:
**When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires
always has the right of way.
**Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape. Most consider
it unsafe, if not downright stupid...
**When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite
to ask her to bring back beer.
**Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially while
driving.