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"Were the crowd not behind you" asked the reporter
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"They were right behind me all right", said the manager, "But I managed to shake them off at the station!"
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Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?
To see if there was any more money in the kitty!
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Question answer 02
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
They might be cheetahs!
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Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player
Fan: Why's that?
Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!
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Why do artists never when they play football?
They keep drawing!
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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
So that they can pack the defence!
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Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter!
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Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?
Player: I finished it in three days!
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What part of a football pitch smells nicest?
The scenter spot!
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What's the chilliest ground in the premiership?
Cold Trafford!
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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?
Somebody took a corner!
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Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer!
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What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
The champire!
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Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?
Paul gas coin!
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Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's time?
Young player: OK, I'll come back in a year's time!
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Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom?
Captain: Well, it could have been worse.
Manager: How?
Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!
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What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?
Sorry, it was a freak hic!
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Why are football grounds odd?
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
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What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?
A flat back four!
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