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Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you find a large enough rock.

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Do not believe in miracles, rely on them.

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Do someone a favor and it becomes your job.
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Do whatever your enemies do not want you to do.
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Doing a good job around here is like wetting your pants in a dark suit; you get a warm feeling, but nobody notices.
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Don\'t be irreplaceable; if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted.
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Don't be so open minded that your brain falls out.
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Don't bite the hand that has your paycheck in it.

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Don't blame me; nobody asked my opinion.

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Don't do today that which can be put off till tomorrow.

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Don't force it, get a bigger hammer.

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Don't get lost in the shuffle, shuffle along with the lost.
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Don't lend people money...it gives them amnesia.

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Don't look back, something may be gaining on you.
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Don't make your doctor your heir.
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Don't mess with Mrs. Murphy!
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Don't permit yourself to get between a dog and a lamppost.
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Don't stop to stomp on ants when the elephants are stampeding.

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Don't try to have the last word; you might get it.

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Don't worry about the sand in the Vaseline, they don't use it anyway.

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