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Sometimes too much drink is not enough.
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Sometimes you're the bird, and sometimes you're the windshield.
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Speak softly and own a big, mean doberman.

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Stay in with the outs.
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Success always occurs in private, and failure in full public view.
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Success can be insured only by devising a defense against failure of the contingency plan.
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Success is the active process of making your dreams real and inspiring others to dream. - James Anders Honeycutt
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Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

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Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than they do.
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Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.

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Take this job and shove it.
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Teamwork is essential; it allows you to blame someone else.
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Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
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That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart.

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The 5 P's : Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance

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The "think positive" leader tends to listen to his subordinate's premonitions only during the postmortems.
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The amount of flak received on any subject is inversely proportional to the subject's true value.
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The average man's judgement is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it.
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The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs.
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The best laid plans of mice and men are all filed away somewhere.

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