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The difficulty with a research grant is that if you solve the problem, you're out of a job.
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The early bird who catches the worm usually works for someone who comes in late and owns the worm farm.
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The early worm deserves the bird.
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The easier it is to do, the harder it is to change.
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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
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The elevator always comes after you have put down your bag.
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The explanation of a disaster will be made by a stand-in.
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The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.
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The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
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The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
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The faster the plane, the narrower the seats.
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The first 90 percent of the task takes 90 percent of the time, the last 10 percent takes the other 90 percent.
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The first myth of management is that it exists; the second myth of management is that success equals skill.
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The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all of the parts.
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The first time is for love, the next time is $200.
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The floggings will continue until morale improves.
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The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
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The hardness of the butter is in inverse proportion to the softness of the bread.
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The hidden flaw never remains hidden.
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The idea is to die young as late as possible.
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