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The ideal resume will turn up one day after the position is filled.

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The lagging activity in a project will invariably be found in the area where the highest overtime rates lie waiting.

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The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.

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The longer the title the less important the job.
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The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.

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The meek shall inherit the earth, but only after we're done with it.

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The meek shall inherit the earth, but not it\'s mineral rights.

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The moment for calm and rational discussion is past; now is the time for senseless bickering.

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The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs.

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The more directives you issue to solve a problem, the worse it gets.
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The more ridiculous a belief system, the higher probability of its success.

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The more things change, the more they stay insane.
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The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do it in. Stability is achieved when you spend all your time doing nothing but reporting on the nothing you are doing.

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The more trivial your research, the more people will read it and agree.

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The more vital your research, the less people will understand it.

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The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.

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The most important item in an order will no longer be available.

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The most interesting results happen only once.
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The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way.

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