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A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.
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A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants.
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A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to put in his mouth.
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A penny saved has not been spent.
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A penny saved is an economic breakthrough.

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A penny saved is ridiculous.
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A problem cannot be solved using the same level of thinking that created it. (In other words, if you screw it up, you can't fix it.)
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A real person has two reasons for doing anything...a good reason and the real reason.

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A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
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A short line outside a building becomes a long line inside.
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A stagnant science is at a standstill.

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A theory is better than its explanation.

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A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first.
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A well-adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.

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Ability is a good thing but stability is even better.

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Ability is like a check, it has no value unless it is cashed.
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According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
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According to the official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

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Adding manpower to a late software product makes it later.

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After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.
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