Love Making Tips - One Line Jokes Miscellaneous Business Marriage You might be a redneck if...   Jokes info A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to put in his mouth. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here A penny saved has not been spent. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here A penny saved is an economic breakthrough. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here A penny saved is ridiculous. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here A problem cannot be solved using the same level of thinking that created it. (In other words, if you screw it up, you can't fix it.) Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here A real person has two reasons for doing anything...a good reason and the real reason. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here A short cut is the longest distance between two points. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here A short line outside a building becomes a long line inside. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here A stagnant science is at a standstill. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here A theory is better than its explanation. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here A well-adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Ability is a good thing but stability is even better. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Ability is like a check, it has no value unless it is cashed. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here According to the official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Adding manpower to a late software product makes it later. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here After all is said and done, usually more is said than done. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Main Page - One Line Jokes   [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45] [46] [47] [48] [49] [50] [51] [52] [53] [54] [55] [56] [57] [58] [59] [60] [61] [62] [63] [64] [65] [66] [67] [68] [69] [70] [71] [72] [73]

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