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The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.
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The number of people watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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The obscure a bureaucrat may see eventually; the completely apparent takes forever.
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The obscure we see eventually; the completely apparent takes a little longer.
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The one item you want is never the one on sale.
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The one thing that money can not buy is poverty.
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The one who does the least work will get the most credit.
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The one who says it can't be done should never interrupt the one doing it.
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The one you want is never the one on sale.
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The only important information in a hierarchy is who knows what.
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The only knowledge that can hurt you is the knowledge you don't have.
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The only real errors are human errors.
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The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.
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The only sense that is common in the long run is the sense of change. We instinctively avoid it.
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The only time to be positive is when you are positive you are wrong.
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The organization of any program reflects the organization of the people who developed it.
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The other line always moves faster.
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The paperless office will become a reality about the same time as the paperless toilet.
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The person not here is the one working on the problem.
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The phone will not ring until you leave your desk and walk to the other end of the building.
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