Love Making Tips - One Line Jokes Miscellaneous Business Marriage You might be a redneck if...   Jokes info Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings": * The Engagement Ring * The Wedding Ring * The Suffe-Ring * The Endu-Ring Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here It\'s true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married! Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!" Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- Catch-22 Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Main Page - One Line Jokes   [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45] [46] [47] [48] [49] [50] [51] [52] [53] [54] [55] [56] [57] [58] [59] [60] [61] [62] [63] [64] [65] [66] [67] [68] [69] [70] [71] [72] [73]

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