Love Making Tips - One Line Jokes Miscellaneous Business Marriage You might be a redneck if...   Jokes info Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Main Page - One Line Jokes   [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45] [46] [47] [48] [49] [50] [51] [52] [53] [54] [55] [56] [57] [58] [59] [60] [61] [62] [63] [64] [65] [66] [67] [68] [69] [70] [71] [72] [73]

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