Love Making Tips - One Line Jokes Miscellaneous Business Marriage You might be a redneck if...   Jokes info Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here May you never leave your marriage alive. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here My other wife is beautiful. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Main Page - One Line Jokes   [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45] [46] [47] [48] [49] [50] [51] [52] [53] [54] [55] [56] [57] [58] [59] [60] [61] [62] [63] [64] [65] [66] [67] [68] [69] [70] [71] [72] [73]

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