Love Making Tips - One Line Jokes Miscellaneous Business Marriage You might be a redneck if...   Jokes info Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they\'re entitled to a little fun first. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Spinster: A bachelor's wife. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?" Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Main Page - One Line Jokes   [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45] [46] [47] [48] [49] [50] [51] [52] [53] [54] [55] [56] [57] [58] [59] [60] [61] [62] [63] [64] [65] [66] [67] [68] [69] [70] [71] [72] [73]

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