Love Making Tips - One Line Jokes Miscellaneous Business Marriage You might be a redneck if...   Jokes info To keep your marriage brimming With love in the marriage cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it, Whenever you're right, shut up. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here What's new? Most of my wife. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Comments   |   Category: Marriage [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here It's fascinating to think that all around us there's an invisible world we can't even see. I'm speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons. Comments   |   Category: Miscellaneous [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here He was the kind of man who was not ashamed to show affection. I guess that's what I hated about him. Comments   |   Category: Miscellaneous [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here If they have moving sidewalks in the future, when you get on them, I think you should have to assume sort of a walking shape so as not to frighten the dogs. Comments   |   Category: Miscellaneous [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh? Comments   |   Category: Miscellaneous [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here I think college administrators should encourage students to urinate on walls and bushes, because then when students from another college come sniffing around, they'll know this is someone else's territory. Comments   |   Category: Miscellaneous [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy. I'll just walk around being real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me. Comments   |   Category: Miscellaneous [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in his lecture, just let out a big snort and say "How do you figger that!" real loud. Then lean back and sort of smirk. Comments   |   Category: Miscellaneous [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind people and pinching them is probably a joke that gets old real fast. Comments   |   Category: Miscellaneous [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here When you're going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other leg up high behind you to keep people from following too close. Comments   |   Category: Miscellaneous [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Too bad Lassie didn't know how to ice skate, because then if she was in Holland on vacation in winter and someone said "Lassie, go skate for help," she could do it. 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