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All work and no play, will make you a manager.

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Almost everything in life is easier to get into than to get out of.
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Always hire a rich attorney.

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Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn't work out.
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Always listen to experts. They\'ll tell what can\'t be done and why. Then do it.

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Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!

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Always try to stop talking before people stop listening.
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Am I good at delegating? You Bet! I always find someone to blame!
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Ambiguity is invariant.
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.

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An executive will always return to work from lunch early if no one takes him.

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An error in the premise will appear in the conclusion.

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An object at rest will always be in the wrong place.

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An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.
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An original idea can never emerge from committee in its original form.

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An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.

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An ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure.

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An ounce of rejection is worse than a pound of "sure".

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Any argument carried far enough will end up in semantics.
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Any change looks terrible at first.

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