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You consider a good tan to be the back of of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.

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You own at least 20 baseball hats.

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You think a 'cursor' is someone who swears a lot.

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You know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball hat.

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You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.

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When you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.

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Your screen door has no screen.
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Your biggest ambition in live is to "git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn..."
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Three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
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Your grandfather completely executes the "pull my finger" trick at the family reunion.
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When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.

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You have a house that's mobile and five cars that aren't.

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You gene pool doesn't have a "deep end."

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Your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

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You have a Hefty bag for a convertible top.

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Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

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You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.

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You have the taxidermist's number on speed-dial.

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You own more cowboy boots than sneakers.

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You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.

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