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Any error in any calculation will be in the direction of the most harm.
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Any given program will expand to fill all available memory
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Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
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Any good strategy will seem ridiculous by the time it is implemented. - Dogbert, in Scott Adams' "Build a Better Life by Stealing Office Supplies: Dogbert's Big Book of Business"
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Any horizontal surface is soon piled up.
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Any improbable event which would create maximum confusion.
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Any issue worth debating is worth avoiding altogether.
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Any landing you can walk away from is a good one.
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Any line, however short, is still too long.
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Any minimum criteria set will be the maximum value used.
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Any producing entity is the last to use its own product.
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Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
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Any smoothly functioning technology is indistinguishable from a "rigged" demo.
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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
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Any task worth doing was worth doing yesterday
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Any theory can be made to fit any facts by means of appropriate additional assumptions.
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Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.
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Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact center.
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Any wire cut to length will be too short.
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