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You think a night of fine dining is going to the Snack Bar at Wal-Mart while the automotive department is raising your truck another 8 inches.

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You think Wal-Mart is expensive.

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You've got more guns "On Display" than Wal-Mart Sporting Goods.

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You have ever written a check for less than a dollar.

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Your horse wears shoes, but you don't.

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It doesn't bother you when you walk through a barn barefooted.

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You name your twin boys Jack and Daniel.

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You ask your 10-year old son how to spell a word.

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Your dog is your alarm clock.

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Your wife gets a hunting license so you can tag your second buck.

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You have all the "Dukes of Hazzard" episodes on tape.

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You can give a summary of all the "Dukes of Hazzard" episodes.

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You think that Roe v. Wade is a decision you make when crossing the creek.

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It takes you and 31 others in the same room to show off a full set of teeth.

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You've ever stood outside a K-mart for more than an hour arguing with the manager about the shirt and shoes law.

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You've ever gone Christmas shopping at the dollar store.

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You've ever shoplifted Spam.

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You don't understand why Bo and Luke never tried to get it on with Daisy.

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Your son has ever stolen disected frogs from Biology class so that your family won't go hungry.

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You prefer the Sears catolog to Charmin.

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