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Your blood alcohol content has ever exceeded your I.Q.

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You think deer hunting should be an olympic sport.

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You have a set of 16 matching salad bowls, and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.

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You have to call the police more than once a week to remove your drunk mother-in-law from your front lawn.
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Your name is Billy Joe Jim Bob III.

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You ever spent the night in the bed of your truck rather than paying for a motel room.

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None of your zippers have all their teeth either. 49.You are driving the car you were conceived in.

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You've ever used scissors on food.

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You've ever re-used a paper plate.

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Smith and Wesson attended your wedding without an invitation and there was nothing you could do about it.

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When you hear someone talking about the king you don't know whether they're talking about Elvis or Richard Petty.

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You complain about the ban on assault weapons because it make half your guns illegal.
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You use a pig for a garbage disposal.

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You can't go to church this year because your Sunday socks are being used as the truck's gas cap.

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You think the vowels are E..I..E..I..O.

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You clean your car or truck out with a leaf blower.

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Your tackle box contains dynamite and blasting caps.

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You have the policeman hold your beer while you get your license.

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You gave your young son a super-soaker water gun and an NRA application for his birthday.

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You smoke during your deer hunt after scent-proofing yourself all month.

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