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You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

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You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

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You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

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You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

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You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

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Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this."

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You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.'
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Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

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You go to your family reunion looking for a date.

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You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

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You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

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You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.

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You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling. You have ever used a lightsaber to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of beer.

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You built an outhouse over the Sarlaac. You've ever argued with a Jawa over scavenging rights to a broken droid. A Wookie has ever told you that you need to shave. You have ever wrecked a landspeeder while trying to light a cigarette with your lightsaber.

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Immunizations are worn fanny-packs, full of lizard's feet, owl's beaks and pig's ears.

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Double By-Pass Surgery is only done when it's shown on The Learning Channel.

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You have a choice of walkers, with or without a gun rack.
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You share the Recovery Room with a sick cow.

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The bill is figured either in dollars or chickens.

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Hospital food consists of picking your own corn on the roof.

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