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Your moonshine is made on a real moon.

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You don't like wearing a Jedi robe because it prevents access to the dip stored in your back pocket.

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Sandpeople back down from your mama.

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You've ever used Jedi mind control to talk your way out of a speeding ticket or DUI.

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You've ever strangled someone with the force because they laughed at your accent.
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You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.

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You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok... without using the word "chicken".

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You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.

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You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets.

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A peaceful meditation session is one without gas.

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You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not THE force.

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You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.

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You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters. Wookies are offended by your B.O.

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You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

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You re-use dental floss to save money.

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You've ever drunk mouthwash just because you're too lazy to walk down to the liquor store.

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Your homecoming basketball game was rained out.

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Your baseball bat "ain't never been used on a ball, but it's sure hit plenty of other things."

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You've ever shot a mouse inside your home. You might be a redneck Jedi if...

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You have ever used your lightsaber to open a bottle of Jack Daniel's.
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