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You think the best use of your lightsaber is picking your teeth.

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At least one wing of your X-Wing is Bondo colored.

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There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
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Duct tape and wire are the only two things holding your truck together.
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Your bumper sticker reads "If you're missing your cat, look in my treads. "

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You think the Gettysburg Address is where Lincoln lived.

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You've ever parked your date next to a YIELD sign hoping she'd take the hint.

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Your kids learned to shoot before they learned to walk.
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You place a classified asking less than $1.

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You think the freeway is the back door of the movie theater.

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Higher math means counting over 10.

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The lake has to be restocked after you take a bath.

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You have a lucky rabbit's foot in your pocket and a lucky rabbit nailed above your fireplace.

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You think OFF is a fine smelling cologne.
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You put a Clapper on your headlights.

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You need a dictionary to spell your name.

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You don't change your socks until the first pair rots off.

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People ask your wife when her baby's due and she's not pregnant.

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Your driveway is two tire tracks with grass growing down the middle.

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You've ever invited friends over to show off what's left of the squirrel that you shot with your deer gun.

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