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When the back fills up with empty beer cans, you get another pickup and start all over again.

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Your grandma can bench press a ruck axle.

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Your idea of good fishing involves the use of a boat, a net and dynamite.

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Burger King won't let you do it your way, right away.

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You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can't remember your wifes birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary.

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You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can't remember how old your children are.

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Your idea of going to see a play involves goal posts.

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You think a computer hacker carries an axe.

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You keep a chainsaw in the trunk "just in case".

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You've given your gun a woman's name.

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Baling wire and a pair of pliers are what you consider high tech tools.

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You go to the post office to research your family tree.

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You pull up to a gas station in a limo to buy a can of Skoal.

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Your boyfriend gives you car parts for your birthday, and you like it.

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Coons get into everyone else's trash but yours.

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When you say, "Let's hit the hay," you actually MEAN it.

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You can feed a family of five on ONE McDonald's Extra Value Meal.

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Your kids LIKE the Arch Deluxe hamburger at McDonalds.
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You think the tobacco companies have done nothing wrong.
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You *have* a clawfoot bathtub.

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