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Cruise control in your truck involves fishing line, a pulley and a hook.

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You live close enough to town to get garbage service, but don't use it because they won't come down your driveway to get it.

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The fellows on the big garbage moving equipment recoginze your wife.... and wave to her.

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Your wife picks thru your garbage cans looking for any bait that may have grown in them since the last time you went.

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You have ever removed the 3-9 zoom scope from your deer rifle to use at a KISS concert.

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You have more than 2 used pampers rolling around in the back of your truck.

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When you put your hunting boots on you only get them on the right feet 50% of the time.

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Your idea of a neighborhood watch program is tuning into "America's Most Wanted".

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You own more than two clappers.

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You go to Wal-Mart to people watch.
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You recycle enough Copenhagen lids to buy Christmas presents.

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The neighborhood dogs are afraid to come around your house because the fowl are big enough to hurt them.

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You have ever had to climb up on the roof of an out building to get down any fowl that was frozen to the roof.

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You have ever worried more about the outbuildings freezing than your vehicles.

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You have ever had deer graze in your front yard close enough to the house that you could throw a rock and hit them.

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You have ever dug up your driveway to fix your water line.

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You have ever had to get up quickly in the morning in order to let the goat out before she dropped raisins on the kitchen floor.

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Your wife is the only one that the geese will allow into the laundry room.

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Any of your children learned to make very realistic animal noises before they learned to talk.

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You have to stop a leak in your flatbottom boat with gum and chewing tobacco.

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