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A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.
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A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense.
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A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.
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A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.
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A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead.
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A bird in the hand is dead.
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A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
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A boss with no humor is like a job that is no fun.
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A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
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A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle
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A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.
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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
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A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually. - Abba Eban
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A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.
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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk. - Franklin D. Roosevelt
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A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home.
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A coup that is known in advance is a coup that does not take place.
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A couple of months in the lab can often save a couple of hours in the library.
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A crisis is when you cannot say "let's just forget the whole thing."
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