Love Making Tips - One Line Jokes | Business - [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] Jokes info Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Please do not steal, the IRS hates competition! Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreaming. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by hitting back. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Producing a system from a specification is like walking on water; it's easier if it's frozen. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Programming errors which would normally require one day to find will take five days when the programmer is in a hurry. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Progress is made on alternate Fridays. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Progress may have been all right once, but it went on too long. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Project Management is like pushing a wheelbarrow of frogs to market. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Prostitution is the only business where you can go into the hole and still come out ahead. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Quality assurance doesn't. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Quit while your still behind. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Real programmers argue with the systems analyst as a matter of principle. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Real programmers don't announce how many times the operations department called them last night. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Real programmers don't grumble about the disadvantages of Fortran when they don't know any other language. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Real programmers don't notch their desks for each completed service request. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Real programmers don't number paragraph names consecutively. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Real programmers print only clean compiles. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here   [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22]

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