Love Making Tips - One Line Jokes | Business - [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] Jokes info Real programmers write readable code, which they then self-righteously refuse to explain Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Remember the golden rule: Those that have the gold make the rules. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Remember the tea kettle; though up to its neck in hot water, it continues to sing. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Repetition does not establish validity. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Roses are red violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Rule of defactualization: information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Seisline prayer: O Lord, grant that we may always be right, for thou knowest we will never change our minds. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Sanity and insanity overlap a fine gray line. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Say no, then negotiate. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Science is always simple and always profound. It is only the half-truths that are dangerous. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Science is not a sacred cow. Science is a horse. Don't worship it. Feed it. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Security depends not so much upon how much you have as upon how much you can do without. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Self-blame constitutes an exquisite form of self-praise. No matter how severe the adjectives, the conversation remains fixed on oneself. For the last 40 years, all the best people have complained of neurotic disorders. - Lewis Lapham, in "Money and Class in America" (1988) Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Self starters...will not. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Some come to the fountain of knowledge to drink, some prefer to just gargle. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Some of it plus the rest of it is all of it. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Some see things as they are and ask 'why?'; I dream of things that never were and ask 'why not?'" - George Bernard Shaw Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Sometimes I think we are alone in the universe. Sometimes I think we are not. In either case, the thought is quite staggering. Comments   |   Category: Business [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here   [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22]

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