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The best photos are generally attempted through the lens cap.
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The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
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he best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.
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The best way to realise your dreams is to wake up.
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The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
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The book you spent $20.95 for today will come out in paperback tomorrow.
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The business plan you prepare must be a lie; but it must be a detailed and precise lie rather than a vague and general lie.
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The business world worships mediocrity. Officially, we revere free enterprise, initiative, and individuality. Unofficially, we fear it.
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The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
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The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to...to...uhh...
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The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
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The chaos in the universe always increases.
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The chief cause of problems is solutions.
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The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
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The crucial memorandum will be snared in the out-basket.
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The deadline is one week after the original deadline.
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The deficiency will never show itself during the test run.
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The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.
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The difference between a stepping stone and a stumbling block can be when you see it.
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The difference between art and science is that if something works in art, you don't have to explain why.
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